spoonfulofsterek:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT JOHNNY BRAVO FOR A SECOND?

• utilizes rule 63
• drives home the point that street harassment is not flattering
• johnny bravo appreciates being a woman and doesn’t question his masculinity

spooky-pookie:

ddryeyes:

omg

twerkin i’ll tell ya wut.

(Source: maudit)

holydestruction:

fangirlandproudofit:

I think a lot of people on Tumblr need to see this.

Watch it.

Watch it.

Watch it.

1. Watch it.
2. Watch it.
   
3. Watch it.

• Just fucking watch it.

tupacalypse-arisen:

captainharvey:

urnotok:

liquidcassidy:

Sharks get a bad rap for being dangerous predators that are constantly devouring humans, but there is a whole world of things out there that will kill before a shark does. Here are just a few of those things.

(Source: princess)

kateoplis:

A panel from Les Séductions du Palais, with a recipe from the Shang dynasty (1570 to 1045 B.C.) for bear paw states that the ”the bear paw cannot be eaten immediately after it is cut off. It is necessary to let it go rancid for one or two years before cooking.”

Here’s a sample recipe:

“1 bear paw, 2 ounces of honey, 1 teaspoon of salt, 20 ounces of chicken broth, 1/3 ounce of ginger and 7 ounces of grain alcohol.

The paw was to be peeled and cleaned, coated in a thick layer of honey, cooked in a pot at low heat for an hour, rinsed, then simmered for three hours in a pot with the chicken broth and seasonings on the embers of a fire. 

“Today, bear parts are in high demand at black markets throughout Asia. The prized organs and extremities have reportedly been used in medicine to cure anything from sexual impotency to a fever. On the dining table, bear paws are used in soup and have even been known to get turned into ash trays.”

Heartbreaking black markets of Asia | The Week

piercing-with-kellin:

equallyblessed:

tupawkward:

kreayshannon:

girlmakemeasamich:

sicklittleskaterkid:

What… The.. Fuck

Holy shit thats nice

I can’t stop watching this. Holy fuck.

OH MY GOD

i cant even imagine what it took to perfect that

I’m done with my life now.

I will never be this good

(Source: r-e-l-m-a-y-e-r)

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

(Source: princessveroni)

humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

• adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

(Source: darrynek)

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

did-you-kno:

Source

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(Source: justpostthings)

hipcutting:

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